Bobby's Vital Statistics


Hobbies:  Rocks
Interests:  Toads
Favorite' TV Show:  Wheel of Fortune
Idol:  Bill Clinton
Dream Date:  Janet Reno
Current GPA  -2.03 (and falling like a brick)
Net Worth:  3.58 Million*
Home Town:  Pond Skum, Florida
Height:  7 foot 4 inches
Weight:  103 lb
Eye Color:  Fucia
Favorite Food  Haggis
Favorite Color:  Rustolium Red
Favorite Car  Pinto
Pets:  Bubbles the Newt 
Fi Fi the German Wolfhound
Best Friend:  Bobo the chair
Favorite Continent: Peru
Favorite Band:  Mutilating Squash
Favorite Power Tool: Reciprocating saw
Favorite Wrestler:  Spleen Mulcher
Favorite Internal Organ:  Pancreas
Favorite Sport:  Deep Sea Fly Swatting
Favorite Number:  -77,666.2843.14159A+2
Favorite Time of Day:  (tea time)
Age 17

*Dead crickets
 
 


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