Hobbies: | Rocks |
Interests: | Toads |
Favorite' TV Show: | Wheel of Fortune |
Idol: | Bill Clinton |
Dream Date: | Janet Reno |
Current GPA | -2.03 (and falling like a brick) |
Net Worth: | 3.58 Million* |
Home Town: | Pond Skum, Florida |
Height: | 7 foot 4 inches |
Weight: | 103 lb |
Eye Color: | Fucia |
Favorite Food | Haggis |
Favorite Color: | Rustolium Red |
Favorite Car | Pinto |
Pets: | Bubbles the Newt
Fi Fi the German Wolfhound |
Best Friend: | Bobo the chair |
Favorite Continent: | Peru |
Favorite Band: | Mutilating Squash |
Favorite Power Tool: | Reciprocating saw |
Favorite Wrestler: | Spleen Mulcher |
Favorite Internal Organ: | Pancreas |
Favorite Sport: | Deep Sea Fly Swatting |
Favorite Number: | -77,666.2843.14159A+2 |
Favorite Time of Day: | (tea time) |
Age | 17 |
*Dead crickets