Hobbies:	Cheetos
Interests:	Cheetos
Favorite' TV Show:	As the World Turns
Idol:	Tammy Faye Baker
Dream Date:	Hulk Hogan
Current GPA	5.0
Net Worth:	38 cents and a stick of gum
Home Town:	Road Rage, Iowa
Height:	8 foot 2
Weight:	187 lb
Eye Color:	Yellow
Favorite Food	Peanut butter and toe jam sandwiches
Favorite Color:	#47 orange (dye used in cheetos)
Favorite Car	Isetta
Pets:	(expletive deleted) the puddy tat Pogs the sloth
Best Friend:	Tinky the extension cord
Favorite Continent:	Olympus Mons
Favorite Band:	Bad Hair Cut
Favorite Power Tool:	Drill press
Favorite Pro Wrestler:	Leonardo DeCaprio
Favorite Internal Organ:	(censored)
Favorite Sport:	(censored)
Favorite Number:	-666
Favorite Time of Day:	3:02 AM
Age:	16